meme me up, scotty

✨ Eve ✨ gemini ✨ musician ✨ poet ✨

boyslayr:

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

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Anonymous says:
imagine thinking you can just call people a slur
trainthief replied:

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

elizabeths-banks:

me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

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grumpy-soul:

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

dongbearer:

sonic dont

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hungwy:

*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*

the-privateer:

snoot-snoot-toot:

saladsaladnovski:

head-in-the-bubbles:

haroldhutchinsofficial:

regret.mp4

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

invader zim filmed this

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

that context makes is 10000X funnier

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beyoncescock:

ID DIE

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goblinlord666:

big SQuish

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twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

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